Friday, 8 March 2013

Friday Joke Day (I)

It's Friday Sweets Day in our house today, and I thought I would also make it "Friday Joke Day" because there's nothing as warming as a good giggle to set you up nicely for the weekend. Our middle son brought this joke home last year and it is my all-time favourite and still makes me giggle....

Q. Why did the baker have brown hands?
A. Because he needed a poo!

Hope that has made you smile at least. If anyone has any more (although obviously they won't be funnier/ better than that), please feel free to share.

Here are a few more...

 Did you hear about the American who got in big trouble after he dismembered a grizzly?
He misunderstood the 2nd amendment when it said he was entitled to bear arms.

 A man entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

A man goes to his GP. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome" replies the GP.
"Is it common?" asks the man. 
"It's not unusual."

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

And two of my favourite limericks to finish with....

There was a young man from Devizes, whose ears were different sizes. One was quite small and no use at all- the other was huge and won prizes.

There was a young man from Australia, who painted his bum like a dahlia. 2p a smell was all very well, but 5p a lick was a failure.

Wishing you all a happy weekend, and giving you forewarning that I might repeat this exercise next Friday.....

CT x


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